No need to get a shock outta your lifes, cause ZENIVLA & GNIJUY has been
In LF for a very longgg timeee ! ;D
So yeh, please don't laugh until you roll off your chair or what,
PLEASE ENJOY THIS TORY UHHUH UHHUH ! ;D
COPYWRITED : YUJING & ALVINEZ; LF01 & LF05 :DDDDD
[ Pardon for the SUPERDUPERUBERLUBER funny name xD ]
Here goes the story, pleaseee enjoyyy ! :
HELLO, MY NAME IS ALVINEZ BEATRICE; FROM LF BEN SE ;D [ As paris ]
HELLO, MY NAME IS LUCY H.YUJING; FROM LF BEN SE ;D [ As milan ]
- Alvinez beatrice & Lucy huang went out -
AB : Go where good ley ?
LH : GO GEYLANG BE PROSTITUTE LAH ! I STILL NEED DO BLOG, DRAG ME OUT FOR WHAT !
AB : Go out then got thing write mahhh ! Best is got alotalot photo,
Then alotalot people will visit wo men de blog mah !
- AB snaps photo of herself w the surroundings -
LH : Zilian kuang !, take your uglyface, people see also don't want come lo !
AB : Wahpiang, i am world MOST PRETTY DE HOH ! Go for singapore idol, i sure come in FIRST POSITION !
LH : Don't so haolian hoh ! So skinny, machiam bamboo, face like kenna operated dunno how many times, still pretty meh ? Like sai siah !
AB : Wei !, where can laidhat say me one !, okay la, argue w you until hungry ! GO EAT LAH !
LH : Wahlau, eateateat, no wonder i so fat lah ! -.- Then you skinny like CHOPSTICK !
- Goes to a newly opened restaurant -
CCYEO : Eeeek !, bossboss !, got customer leh !
- Serves AB & LH to VTP room - [ Very TAMJIAK Pigs ]
CCYEO : Both of you, jiak simi ?
AB : Aiyoh, come out to work must say porperli de angmoh mah !
LH : *whispers : Your language also no where better -.-
AB : Hmms, i want eat Chef's Reccomendation .
CCYEO : Hmhm* Wait ah, i ask manager today got cook anot first .
AB : Wahpiang, laidhat also must ask ar ? Customer want what jiu must cook what lah !, wo you de shi $$ !
CCYEO : *Swing hand like sissy ! Aiyoh, ren jia today first day mah ! *Hmhm !
LH : Aiyah suan liao, ask your manager here !
- Manager walks into VTP room very gentlemanly ... -
AHBENGMANAGER : Ar ! Simi taiji ?
- AB & LH stunned tio -
AHBENGMANAGER : Eh ka kin gong leh, I BUSY MAN !
AB : Wah, bo guai worker also arni kuan !
LH : Jing li ah, serve us the nicest food please !
AHBENGMANAGER : Eh paiseh ar auntie, you can mai keep swingswing your tao ? Kua liao sibeh gang ko leh !
LH : - Dulan - Eh che taiji ah -.- I CALL MY DADDY COME THROW MONEY AT YOUR FACE AH !
AHBENGMANAGER : Throw then throw lah !
- CCYEO pulls AHBENGMANAGER away & tell him that must earn money cannot argue 'cause Customer is always right -
AHBENGMANAGER : Hello liang wei, dui bu qi . May i have your order ?
AB : Eh just now tell you liao lo, eat CHEF RECOMMENDATION !! *ARBISH !
AHBENGMANAGER : - List of vulgarities -
LH & AB : I CALL YOUR COMPANY COMPLAIN AH !
CCYEO : Okayokay, i order chef recommendation for you .
- Cook prepares LOADS of food for them to eat like they're seving pigs -
AB & LH : Wah, so little food only ar ? How to eat fullfull ?
AB : Nehmind, later we go eat desserts !
LH : Huh ?! Still eattt ?!
- AB & LH eat like pigs, gave bill & went shopping at orchardroad -
AB : Eh Lucy, why so many people wear until so anything [ sui bian ] ?
Not like me at all, wear tutu come out, make up put thickthick one ...
LH : You ah ?! Machiam doll ! You like clown leh !
- Tv Station interviewed people on streets -
AHLIAN : Eh what we wear until suibian ? Bei xin, duan ku, tuo xie, COMPERTERBAL MAH !
TV INTERVIEWEE : Budden go everywhere; go eat, gaigai, watch movie, shopping also wear same thing, not sian meh ?
AHLIAN : Comperterbal can already lah !
AHSENG [ Ahlian's friend ] : Eh ? Ahlian ar ? Ystd wear same clothes as today ar ?
AHLIAN : Ya, buay sai meh ?
AHSENG : Aiyoh, ahlian, dont geigei, you tell me the truth lah, i won't tell anyone else one . You isit never go home bathe ?
AHLIAN : Then you isit also never go home bathe ar ? Only change pattern of clothes . You all man also mh, t - shirt, bermudas, slipper !
AHSENG : Style mah, fashion hoh ! Aiyah boys is laidhat one lah, standard one lo !
LH : Aiyoh, nowadays de young people hoh, dunno how dress up leh !
AB : Eh i know hoh, i am the exception okayyy !
LH : EHEM, YOU YOUNG MEH ? OLDER THAN ME LEH, PEOPLE CALL ME AUNTIE, SO YOU AHSOH :D
AB : I got so chao lao meh -.-
LH : Arbo then ?
- LH talks and swing head as she is fan of PZ, so sprain dao -
LH : Eh Beatriceee !, neck crack already lah !
AB : Aiyoh kelian de lucy, comecome, go hospital !
LH : No need lah, later go home ask our neighbour de maid come help me massag can liao lo !
TV INTERVIEWEE : Wah ? You two so rich, don't have maid meh ?
LH & AB : Other people got maid, so use theirs lo, we no need waste money hire mah !
LH : Aiyoh Beatrice, faster go home lah, don't keep act sui in front of camera lah !, later people see liao, vomit ah ! My head want drop out already lah !
AB : Tsk, okay lah !
- Alvinez Beatrice & Lucy Huang reaches home -
LH : Phone neighbour ask their maid come leh !
- Neighbour's maid come -
PZ : Yes mam ?
LH : Oh you come already ar ? Massage my neck for me !
AB : Eh PZ later please go mop our floor, sweep floor, cook dinner, clean window, clean door, clean toilet bowl, clean until our house spick & span ah ! If not you everyday nothing to do, keep swinging your head, until crack, that's why now so expert in curing cracked - necks ah ...
PZ : Okay, yes mam !
AB : Eh Lucyyy !, this photo not nice hoh ? DELETE !
LH : Eh beatrice, that my photo leh ! Now only left yours lo .
AB : Aiyah bobian, who ask my face too pretty :D
- Kay end of story -
Idk what else to write -.- LOLOL !
Though it's not funny lah, idk why am i writing this for -.-
Kthxbai ;D
Labels: A L V I N E Z ; LF05